rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

(via g-iggle)


fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

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tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

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officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

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coolscar:

"ive been kicked in the balls so i know what period cramps feel like"

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attack-attazkaban:

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

I’m so in love with this

attack-attazkaban:

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

I’m so in love with this

(via g-iggle)


classywithatouchoftrashy:

last day of school like:

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obvious-electricity:

My dog is a fail.

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thecrimsonalchemist:

didneysworl:

when u get a lousy grade even tho u studied

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when u dont study and u get a good grade

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